{"id":355,"date":"2003-07-16T18:55:46","date_gmt":"2003-07-16T18:55:46","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.beta.mbtn.net\/?p=355"},"modified":"2013-11-29T18:57:06","modified_gmt":"2013-11-29T18:57:06","slug":"mando-bizzarro","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.mbtn.net\/?p=355","title":{"rendered":"Mando Bizzarro"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"\"Sure, it might have been time to turn the page on Armando Benitez 49, but despite all the blabber, dealing the disgraced but talented closer for a handful of low-level Yankee rejects is at best a wash; and at worst, fails to hurt the Yankees in some meaningful way. MBTN disapproves of trades where money and scapegoating trump fair exchanges of talent and can’t help but think The Duke aimed too low and shot too soon on this one. We’d like to wish the beleaguered Benitez better luck in his new role but can’t; leaving us in peculiar position of siding with the army of irritating numbskulls who believe in the Choke Fairy (and presumably her fair stepsisters Aura and Mystique). Guh!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Sure, it might have been time to turn the page on Armando Benitez 49, but despite all the blabber, dealing the disgraced but talented closer for a handful of low-level Yankee rejects is at best a wash; and at worst, fails to hurt the Yankees in some meaningful way. MBTN disapproves of trades where money … Continue reading “Mando Bizzarro”<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[53],"class_list":["post-355","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-armando-benitez"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mbtn.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/355","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mbtn.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mbtn.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mbtn.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mbtn.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=355"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.mbtn.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/355\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":356,"href":"https:\/\/www.mbtn.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/355\/revisions\/356"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mbtn.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=355"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mbtn.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=355"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mbtn.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=355"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}