{"id":1799,"date":"2012-04-06T02:07:37","date_gmt":"2012-04-06T02:07:37","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.beta.mbtn.net\/?p=1799"},"modified":"2013-12-18T02:09:32","modified_gmt":"2013-12-18T02:09:32","slug":"beam-him-up","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.mbtn.net\/?p=1799","title":{"rendered":"Beam Him Up"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Now that\u00a0Andres Torres\u00a0has evoked memories of\u00a0Ken Henderson\u00a0&#8212; that of the veteran outfielder acquired in an offseason trade who hurts himself almost immediately &#8212; the Mets, short on outfielders to begin with, look to recall Kirk Nieuwenhuis from AAA while Torres rehabs his calf. Again.<\/p>\n<p>Depending on whether the Mets&#8217; seamstresses can fit NIEUWENHUIS on the back of a shirt &#8212; at 11 letters, it ties SCHOENEWIES and is one behind all-time leader ISRINGHAUSEN &#8212; the Mets will also need to put a number on it. It&#8217;s likely that number would be\u00a022, which is not only currently vacant on the Mets&#8217; roster but is also Kirk&#8217;s current digits at Buffalo. I have to think the Mets were holding in in reserve for him, especially that he&#8217;s on the 40. Welcome to the show, Kirk!<\/p>\n<p>On a related note, how great do those numbers and NOBs look now that they&#8217;re free of the cursed black dropshadow? Looking good so far Mets!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Now that\u00a0Andres Torres\u00a0has evoked memories of\u00a0Ken Henderson\u00a0&#8212; that of the veteran outfielder acquired in an offseason trade who hurts himself almost immediately &#8212; the Mets, short on outfielders to begin with, look to recall Kirk Nieuwenhuis from AAA while Torres rehabs his calf. Again. Depending on whether the Mets&#8217; seamstresses can fit NIEUWENHUIS on the &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.mbtn.net\/?p=1799\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Beam Him Up&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[400],"tags":[569,587,470],"class_list":["post-1799","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-the-uniform","tag-andres-torres","tag-ken-henderson","tag-kirk-nieuwenhuis"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mbtn.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1799","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mbtn.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mbtn.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mbtn.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mbtn.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1799"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.mbtn.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1799\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1800,"href":"https:\/\/www.mbtn.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1799\/revisions\/1800"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mbtn.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1799"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mbtn.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1799"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mbtn.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1799"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}